The Mike Wilson Show Blog

I Can't Thank You All Enough

2005-12-08T16:12:00.000-06:00

I'm too much of a mid-westerner to not be employed. Staying at home with my family has been fantastic, but collecting money just because I don't have a job isn't for me. After a lot of thought, some hardship, oodles of emails and phone calls, and several different offers from supportive friends and acquaintances, I have made a choice regarding the career path I want to follow. I have decided that my future is in politics, and with the office of Senate President Emil Jones.

Email me any time you have a question or comment.

Ladies And Gentlemen...The Puggle!

2005-11-07T14:24:00.000-06:00

Okay, so the latest trend in high-fashion dog breeding is a mix between a pug, and a beagle. I present to you, The Puggle! Cute, and with a longer snout, it probably doesn't have the sinus problems and infected nose creases like pugs. As a beagle enthusiast, I think I would just as soon spend a few bucks on the pure hound...or maybe a labradoodle.

Cake Or Ferrets In The Boxershorts

2005-11-04T14:47:00.000-06:00

For those that might be unfamiliar with the way Cake or Ferrets in the boxer shorts works, allow me to explain. If there is a person who has been exceptionally good for society (Mother Theresa at the local level) you may choose to vote cake for that individual. Ferrets in the boxer shorts would go to a person worthy of having a jittery clawed critter scratching by his or her nether-regions. Bloggers are eligible to win a real cake from Culver's West on Wabash if a name (first name, last initial) can be provided in the post, and the post is announced to be a finalist. Then, listen to the end of the show where I will ask for caller number __. If your call corresponds with the number, you win a free frozen custard cake, and four value basket coupons. It's almost too good to be true, eh?

Don't Hijack Rosa Parks' Bus!

2005-11-03T13:08:00.000-06:00

"We will not sit in the back of the bus!" That's the passionate statement of many minorities during the civil rights movement and is now part of an emphatic plea to House Speaker Mike Madigan to stop picking on the riverboat gaming industry in Illinois. Who made that plea? The mega-waspy extra wonderbread encrusted State Senator Mike Jacobs.

I'm not complaining about racism here, but can we let noble causes be noble causes without shoe-horning our issues of lesser importance into them. Abortion doctors are not like Hitler, your step father is not like Pol Pot, and Sen Jacobs is not Hodding Carter or, for these purposes, Rosa Parks.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the gaming industry and would like to see a casino in Springfield, but let's stay focused and leave civil rights statements to civil rights issues.

Note:

Sen Jacobs did not have to use a different drinking fountain, he was not the victim of a race riot or lynching, Speaker Madigan did not turn dogs or fire hoses on him during times of demonstration or debate, and he had all the educational advantages of any other son of an Illinois State Senator (Denny Jacobs).

Additional Programming Note: Sen. Mike Jacobs called in from the senate floor (ballsy) to debate me on this topic, live on the air...he admitted that his plight isn't quite to the caliber of Rosa Parks, but emphasized the importance of a freshman Senator standing up to House Speaker Mike Madigan. Okay...I feel better. Instant damage control is a respectable route for Jacobs, and he did it well.

What Do I Know? I'm Just Running For Office

2005-11-01T15:09:00.000-06:00

"I haven't had a chance to develop any issues yet." Ward 4 Alderman and official candidate for Rep. Raymond Poe's 99th house seat got off to a pretty squishy start Tuesday. Redpath expressed the need for the state to pay off its bills, but then quickly back-tracked when a reporter said prison workers felt they were in danger because of increasing populations and inadequate funding. I won't go so far as to say that Redpath is unqualified for the position, in fact, he could be a great state rep, but sticking to issues and not getting distracted is very important to a campaign.

This isn't the first time the local democrat party has floated a candidate that didn't have a platform. Springfield Mayor Tim Davlin ( who I think has done a pretty good job since elected) had no platform during the first two weeks of the race. I was told by a ranking member of the party to not ask too many detailed questions of the mayoral candidate because, "we still haven't developed his campaign."

This is unacceptable, and I find myself put off by the local party from time to time...this is one of those times. Let's get serious.

Halloween Blogging

2005-10-31T15:53:00.000-06:00

Just out of curiosity, what is the worst thing you ever got in your candy bag on Halloween? I'm going to have to go with an oversalted (very curious) half eaten popcorn ball. Either that, or those nasty circus peanuts. Oh wait, then there was this house that gave out herbal candy from India, my burps tasted like spicey canteloupe and ass for the rest of the night.

Cake Or Ferrets!

2005-10-28T14:23:00.000-05:00

Well...Back To The Cubs For Me

2005-10-26T23:02:00.000-05:00

Kudos to the Chicago White Sox on their World Series victory. First it was the Red Sox, now the White Sox...due next year, Cubs. I hope their isn't any looting in Chi-Town.

I'll be collecting money, and sammiches for my call of a Sox sweep in the series too. MMMMM Head West Sammiches!

The Governor Was Off The Page?!

2005-10-25T14:14:00.000-05:00

For those that turned into 970 WMAY for live coverage of his All Kids speech, you probably wouldn't think this speech deviated too much from other speeches he has delivered. However, if you are looking for a copy of the speech, good luck. According to Blagojevich's staff, there is no copy of the speech because nothing was written out. The Governor supposedly went off copy points.

I did notice that he flipped several pages over the course of the relatively short speech, but I was surprised because it didn't seem like there was a lot of information on each of those pages. Do you think Blagojevich delivered his address off the cuff? The last time he tried that, he talked about his testicles...that didn't happen this time, I'm speechless.

Higher Education? I Don't Think So

2005-10-24T14:36:00.000-05:00

Not even proponents of Chief Illiniwek can claim historical accuracy, so why is it a state funded institution of higher education would support something like the chief? I know some would argue the honor involved in Chief Illiniwek's halftime "ceremony," but let's not forget that the very honorable name of the song the chief dances to is called "Oskee Wow Wow." I've done a marginal amount of historical research into the name Oskee Wow Wow, and I've been unable to find any such figure in the rich cultural history of the Illiniwek the school wishes to preserve through the use of this mascot.

Yes, I know the Illiniwek were a conglomerate of tribes that died out a few centuries ago, largely due to an amplified version of the same ignorance going on today. I also know that the outfit Illiniwek wears is from the Oglala Sioux, about 1500 miles off, but hey, while we're making up crap like Oskee Wow Wow, why not?

I know honor is the intent of Chief Illinwek, but all the chief does is bring disgrace to an otherwise outstanding and reputable school my tax dollars help fund.

Cake Or Ferrets In The Boxershorts!

2005-10-21T14:39:00.000-05:00

Scroll down to last Friday's post for instructions.

Do You Smile To Tempt A Lover, Tom Delay?

2005-10-21T11:46:00.000-05:00

Corruption Accusations? You're soaking in them!

If anyone has anything they would like to add to this disgrace of a situation, please feel free. I have a feeling this guy won't be a free member of society much longer, and the smile only makes speculation of his downfall that much sweeter. I also think the corrupt wing of the GOP will go with him, making our political future that much brighter.

Blogging Show

2005-10-20T13:33:00.000-05:00

Thanks to those who participated in the experimental blogging show. The intent was to tell people about the great local blogs we have to offer, and maybe, just maybe, get someone new interested in blogging. Hopefully it worked.

While I'm writing about blogs, Steve Scott (WLS Chicago, News Director) and Dave Dahl (WMBD Peoria, News Director) both have their own respective internet portals. Please enjoy what they have to offer. Dave is a pretty funny guy, and you can't argue with Steve Scott's Steverifficness.

How could I forget Seamus...go to his blog, he's Irish. He's also a very nice guy, I had a chance to talk to him on my way out of Floyd's the other night.

People, People, Please Look At Your Thumbs!

2005-10-19T08:54:00.000-05:00

State Senator Bill Brady (R-Barbieworld) said on The Jim Leach Morning Show that our public schools need to have more Bible and God. And I thought the people that wanted to teach intelligent design were crack pots, now we have a new kind of dumb infiltrating the realm of proposed public policy. Is this a hope of reaching a compromise?

If you believe Brady's poll numbers, which would match the blood/alcohol content of someone who just took communion, you might think his ideas aren't exactly popular. Unfortunately we seem to hear more and more about the need for a little religion in public school. I think we need more education in school.

It also didn't help that Brady needed an explanation of what intelligent design was before he could comment. Judy, for the sake of the GOP in Illinois and cogent discourse in the primary...run!

The Journey Of The White Sox

2005-10-18T13:02:00.000-05:00

The Chicago White Sox decided to pick Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" as a team theme song. That's horrible. If they have to go with Journey, why not "Signs Of Life?" Why do they have to pick a song at all? DUMB, DUMB DUMB, DUMB!

Back To The Drawing Board For Those Annoying Homeless People

2005-10-18T11:49:00.000-05:00

The Salvation Army is getting a 30 day extension to develop a plan for it's proposed NW end location before the proposal is voted on by the full city council. I would like to open a post for suggestions that might make this facility more suitable for the finicky needs of those well-to-do north end residents. My suggestion: Well, I don't really know what my suggestion is because I don't know why the hell you wouldn't want a homeless shelter in your neighborhood. Any elitist pig that believes that homeless people are all alcoholics or drug addicts or sex offenders needs to spend some time at a soup kitchen or bread line. These are people that have fallen on hard times, and if it is their fault or not, we have an obligation to help out in whatever way we can.

The way some of the residents are opposing the Salvation Army's plan to put a facility on J. David Jones Parkway, you would think that homeless people would be pushed into these people's houses. I hope the Salvation Army informs the neighborhood about the need for homeless facilities and this absurd exercise in marginal pay-scale elitism comes to a speedy close.

Un-defeated In Their Division!

2005-10-17T09:13:00.000-05:00

Go Bears! I'll also say good for the White Sox for making the World Series half-interesting, now it's time for the Cardinals to hold up their end of the bargain (doesn't look good). Feel free to add your sports commentary here.

Calling All Bloggers!

2005-10-17T09:04:00.000-05:00

I'd like to put a post up for any Springfield Blogger who might be interested in making an appearance this Wednesday (5 pm), at our Bud On Fifth Studio. I've already contacted 11th Hour, but I'd like to hear from Dan of BlogFreeSpringfield, and Bill, from American Patriot Legion. Let's shed some light on the great blogs we have here locally. Email me for scheduling.

Ben Freakin' Hollis!

2005-10-14T15:38:00.000-05:00

For those that missed the interview, Ben Hollis, the resurrected host of Wild Chicago, will be in town next week to film "Wild Chicago's Illinois Road Trip." I'm so pumped that Wild Chicago will be back on the air in April of 2006. I'll post the WSEC schedule as soon as I find it in the line-up. If you would like to email Ben with any show ideas that meet the eclectic standards of Wild Chicago's Illinois Road Trip, email him.

Cake Or Ferrets?!

2005-10-14T10:43:00.000-05:00

Sun Worshipping Dog Launchers!

2005-10-14T10:22:00.000-05:00

Since today is Free Speech Friday on the Mike Wilson Show, I'd like to open up the Blog to your comments. Use this space as a launch pad for something you might like to discuss on today's program, or on the Blog. Naturally I already have a few things planned, but I'm open to your suggestions.

Love Always,

Your Benevolent Leader Of The People's Republic of Wilson

Is It Wrong?

2005-10-13T09:24:00.000-05:00

Alright, so I'm pulling for the White Sox now...not because I don't love the Cubs, but after watching both games in the ALCS, I feel a lot better about their chances of beating the Cards. God seems to be smiling on the Sox, and if baseball ever spawned a more boring AL team, it is the Angels.

I Helped An Alleged Criminal Get Into Office And All I Got Was This Lousy License Plate

2005-10-12T10:28:00.000-05:00

Anyone who sold their soul so they could get a low numbered license plate is pathetic. I think about what it would cost to rent my media services from time to time. What is my selling price? Well, I can't tell you that it is a whole heck of a lot right now, but I can say it is more than a license plate number. This is the brass ring, go for something good...at least get a 40k per year job in the SOS office. Humanity is so lame sometimes. Is anyone impressed when they see car 032? Didn't think so. Maybe if they let me have a dirty license plate, with really course language on it.

The Only Bird Flu We'll Get Is From Chicken Little

2005-10-11T11:19:00.000-05:00

I know that if you are one of the few hundred south east Asians afflicted by the bird flu, it really must suck. However, if you are one of the Americans worried about the bird flu, stop. The virus hasn't spread from person to person yet, and unless you work closely with Vietnamese or Laotian birds, relax. A virus that has spent thousands of years on this planet could only be so lucky to make the jump from human to human, so why would a fairly new strain of flu? Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough, and live a healthy life, but please don't waste your time worrying about bird flu...this year.

His Left Hand Has A Great Beat, But The Dancing Shoe Is On The Other Foot

2005-10-11T10:10:00.000-05:00

John School!? Seriously? If you are willing to put yourself in a position to screw a Springfield prostitute, do you think John School will help? If we really want to help prostitutes out, really, PORA (People For the Ethical Treatment Of Hookers) will get off their butts with this do-gooder John School crap, and lobby to legalize whoring. For those that might be unfamiliar with John School, it is explained by the State Journal Register that:

A school for the customers, or "johns," would be designed to educate
first-time offenders about such issues as the legal consequences of
prostitution; the health risks involved; the effects of prostitution on women,
families and the community; how pimps recruit sex workers; sexual addition; and
other matters.
The goal is to target the demand for prostitution and reduce
the rate of recidivism among johns.
"It's to rehabilitate people who are
customers of prostitutes," Carver said. "Usually it involves different phases.
Very often a police officer will address the group first and tell them how there
will be increasing consequences to them if they keep doing what they're doing.
There's a public health person involved who tells them the risk of engaging in
this activity. The third part is survivors of prostitution talk to them and give
them their perspective."

I don't say prostitution should be legalized because I'm all about trolling for hookers on weekends, but because it is a much healthier, and better regulated profession in countries like Spain, and areas of Nevada. Instead we get this notion that they want our help from the evil lifestyle and the only way it can be done is through eradication of the need. Well, if that works I have an idea for the people who think they can get rid of drugs...We'll just shame them into realizing that drugs are bad, and...problem solved. If you are looking to have sex with a 5'2" tall 185 lb woman for 50 bucks and a candy bar, chances are public health isn't on your mind.